The Temasek Times
No one does CNY like Temasek Clothings. We're like the longest ruling party of Chinese New Year tees, without the gerrymandering.
Here's a look at how far we've come... or as far as one can come in terms of terrible festive puns.
This was an excellent year for silly CNY t-shirts. Our CNY tee tradition started here, with gems like:
Centrum, a multivitamin brand, recently posted this photo on Facebook, asking Singaporeans what's missing from laksa, a popular local dish:
Image: CentrumSG's Facebook page
Can't get enough of quirky local tees? Here's your definitive brand guide to all tees local! Take your pick from Singlish slogans, punny illustrations and nostalgic designs and support local, lah!
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Happy Chinese New Year from Temasek Clothings!
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Christmas shopping is fun. Until it's not, because some people are just incredibly difficult and painful to shop for.
These may include dads, any member of the male species, rich people who already have everything, and friends with zero hobbies.
But don't worry — if Christmas is the season of giving, then our gift guide is here to make giving a piece of fruit cake.
1. The Distant Uncle / 5th Step-Aunt On Your Mum's Side
This is what you get for people you don't know anything about, other than the fact that you're somehow related...
SERANGOON - Homegrown T-shirt label Temasek Clothings may have found a solution to the haze, which in recent weeks has passed the Hazardous range, according to local PSI readings.
Few weeks ago we caught the first episode of Wild City, a documentary on wildlife in Singapore narrated by the Sir David Attenborough. Halfway through, one of us turned to the other and said, "these would make great gifs", and "sorry I just farted", but anyway it was agreed upon that giffable native animals were a good idea. Enjoy.