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The National Museum of CNY Tees

The National Museum of CNY Tees

No one does CNY like Temasek Clothings. We're like the longest ruling party of Chinese New Year tees, without the gerrymandering.

Here's a look at how far we've come... or as far as one can come in terms of terrible festive puns.


This was an excellent year for silly CNY t-shirts. Our CNY tee tradition started here, with gems like:

Seven Lontongs

January 12, 2017 by Temasek Clothings
Tags: CNY

Multivitamin brand asks what's missing from this laksa, Singaporeans answer hilariously.

Centrum, a multivitamin brand, recently posted this photo on Facebook, asking Singaporeans what's missing from laksa, a popular local dish:

Image: CentrumSG's Facebook page

September 09, 2016 by Temasek Clothings
Tags: Funny

4 ways to pull off red & white this National Day

1. Represent Yishun

The most badass neighbourhood in all of Singapore.

July 09, 2016 by Temasek Clothings

Your A-Z of Singapore T-shirt brands 2017

Can't get enough of quirky local tees? Here's your definitive brand guide to all tees local! Take your pick from Singlish slogans, punny illustrations and nostalgic designs and support local, lah!


LoveSG - I Love Laksa T-shirt

Credit: LoveSG


wheniwasfour - Gem Biscuit T-shirt

Credit: wheniwasfour

May 11, 2016 by Temasek Clothings

The $12 Million Hong Bao Number Generator

Got your lucky numbers for 19 Feb's $12 Million Hong Bao Draw yet?

Pick 'em now with our $12 Million Hong Bao Number Generator... except kinda only works on Facebook. Head to our Facebook page to see it in action.

Happy Chinese New Year from Temasek Clothings!


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February 07, 2016 by Temasek Clothings
Tags: CNY

The Xmas Gift Guide For People Who Are Impossible To Shop For

Christmas shopping is fun. Until it's not, because some people are just incredibly difficult and painful to shop for. 

These may include dadsany member of the male species, rich people who already have everything, and friends with zero hobbies

But don't worry — if Christmas is the season of giving, then our gift guide is here to make giving a piece of fruit cake.

1. The Distant Uncle / 5th Step-Aunt On Your Mum's Side

This is what you get for people you don't know anything about, other than the fact that you're somehow related...

November 23, 2015 by Temasek Clothings

Local label Temasek Clothings offers Indonesia haze assistance with ‘Car Wash Theory’

Local label Temasek Clothings offers Indonesia haze assistance with ‘Car Wash Theory’

SERANGOON - Homegrown T-shirt label Temasek Clothings may have found a solution to the haze, which in recent weeks has passed the Hazardous range, according to local PSI readings. 

October 11, 2015 by Temasek Clothings
Tags: News

7 kuehs to channel your inner Bengawan Solo.

Ang Ku Kueh Earrings by Miniature Asian Chef

Mai kueh kueh! We know you'll love this list of local kueh-inspired goodies.

August 26, 2015 by Temasek Clothings
Tags: Gift Ideas

8 Wild City GIFs Singaporeans can relate to

Wild City x Temasek Clothings  - When you bo ta bo lam pa

Few weeks ago we caught the first episode of Wild City, a documentary on wildlife in Singapore narrated by the Sir David Attenborough. Halfway through, one of us turned to the other and said, "these would make great gifs", and "sorry I just farted", but anyway it was agreed upon that giffable native animals were a good idea. Enjoy.

May 29, 2015 by Temasek Clothings
Tags: Funny

Stunned Vegetables: An Unbelievably Useless Chart

Stunned Vegetables Chart

A little late to the party, but we couldn't just sit around while Mediacorp (finally) made comedic history. Teach kids about the stunning array of vegetables available at Fairprice with this chart.
April 19, 2015 by Temasek Clothings
Tags: Gift Ideas
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